Mr UPS knocks on the door. I feel like kissing him*.
The box is pink and pretty and thick and heavy, and...
*SQUEAL! SQUEAL! SQUEAL!*
She's everything I imagined - all slouchy calf hair
and chocolate brown suede... and BIG!
(below) Naomi Campbell and her Leopard Neely...
So far, she's seen the inside of a daycare centre and the coffee shop, but this weekend? That's gonna change. I'm showing her a good time! Hopefully she'll be over her jetlag soon...
And I'm going to justify her with my favourite new expression:
"When you buy quality, you only cry once".